Wife: Aaj mery tann, mann mein Aag laga dein Husband ny Patrol phenk k Aag laga di Moral? “Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz mein krein!” By (PSO).

Husband: Kal mere khawab m ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia larki thi Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska husband mere khawab mein aya tha

Wife: Yester Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewellery And clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta, Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha 1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liey. Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola, “Tumhen Aqal Kab Aey Gee Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna [...]

Wife: Chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain aur driving mai karongi Husband: Ohooo ! Matlab jayenge car mai aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)

Husband & Wife train sy jaty hoe surang se guzray Husband: agr pta hota surang itni lambi hai to koi faida hi utha latay Wife: Hye Allah to kya wo ap nhi thy!

Wife: Suniay jab aap nai pehli bar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kia tha? Husband: Mai mer jata ager AYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti…

Hu§band drinking wine and §aid: tum kon ho ? Bivi: pagal ho gaye kiya? apni Biwi ko bhol gaye? HU§BAND: nasha her gham bhula deta hy behan..!;-)

1 sahib nay apni biwi ko khat Likha kaha k begum is mahenay salray ke badlay 100 kissis bhej raha hun Biwi ne jawab main likha k aap ka khat mila Salary ke badlay 100 kiss mili 6 kiss sabzi walay ko di 7 kiss school ke principal ko di Dhood wala 7 may maan [...]

Shohar : maalum hota hai kay daraaz main koi khanay ki cheeze hai ? Biwi : Aap nay bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai . Iss main meray naye sandel hain .;-)

Judge: why do u want divorce? Husband:Main apni bivi se khush nahi hon. Judge to wife:Is it correct? Wife:Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isi kanjar ko taklif hai.

Husband: Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua. Wife: Khush ho kar boli konsa Faida ? Husband: Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya Mai Hi Mil Gai.