Teacher:tell me Ur name in English? Student:after 2 min “Long Life Oven” Teacher:iska kia matlb hai? Student:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi.. Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya, Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near the school He wrote:Drive carefully!Don’t kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

New Teacher: anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up pappu stood up Teacher: R U stupid? Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao. “Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”. Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

Points that prove U r a Normal Student *B4 Papers Unnecessary SMS 2 Friends *Plan each day 2 study but at the end of day”Kal se paka” *U waste all your time in counting chapters instead of learning *U want a break after 2 pages *Unnecessarily u start feeling hungry *U even start liking PTV [...]

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching

Punjabi Application to the Head Master! Guzarish he k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda Tusi bachian vi alag kr ditian ne Tey sadi class vich ik v kuri nai haigi Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai Hor nai tay kuj “kam valiyan” he soniyan rakh lavo! Bari meharbani! Tuada Faithfull studnt, [...]

Teacher: Hume Gharibon k Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye. . Studnt: Acha ab me samjha. . Teacher: kiya? . Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen.

Teachr” ZimmeDari Ka Jumla Bnao, Studnt” MiSs apki Kameez K 3 Buttons Hain Jin Main Se 2 Khule Hain Or Sari ZimaDari 1 Button pe Hai…!

Teacher:jo ander aane k liye sab se chota sentence bole ga usay gift mile ga Eng child: may i cum in? Urdu child: mai andr a skta ho? Punjabi: . AAWAAN?

Eq.#1 Study=Don’t fail Eq.#2 Don’t study=Fail Adding eq.1 & eq.2 =>Study+don’t study =fail+don’t fail. Takin common on both sides =>Study(1 + don’t) =fail(1+don’t) By cancellation; =>study = fail Then y waste time..? Enjoy Ur life.. Proved by: Prof:Asad (Noble Prize expected in 2011)

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ay v Nai Aanda, Ay v Nai Aanda, Ay v Nai Aanda,

Teacher: Yeh betaen k khush fehmi kya hoti hai? Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Zara Aapko Bula Rahi Hin. Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Nahi Tha Student: Sir isi ka naam Khush Fehmi hy..

Exams sy pehly last month ki duaien.. Pehlay Ashray ki Dua “Ay Allah Main aj sy parhai ka irada kar raha hon meri madad farma” Dosray Ashray ki Dua “Ya Allah jo chnd sawal main yaad karon wohi paper main ayen” Akhri Ashray ki Dua “Ya Allah Is Wari Paas Kara Day Agli Wari Nal [...]