1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai? Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai. Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari. sheikh ne phir khoon dia. Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye. Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka [...]

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do Boy: Sochny k Liye Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then Sheikh: Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho? Cheunti: ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

Sheikh asked a Parrot: “Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???” Parrot said: “Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka? Kele wala:5 rupees. Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai? Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega. Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi wo doctor k pas gai Doctor! Kia hua? Makhi: bas g cheez main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai jaldi se kitchen mein gya 0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia. Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia? Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi, Light nai thi candle jal rai thi Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on, agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya Larki: itni der Q? LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka [...]

Dr. Sheikh Se. Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi. Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa Dr; kya hua? Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k denda!

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed. My wife where r u? Yes,I m here! My sons, My daughters, r u all here? Yes,papa Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha.