1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha Tang a kr sardar bola: Galy wich pani phans gya a Ik boti ty deo…!
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Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye… Gaon Walon Se Pocha, Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya? Gaon Waly Bolay: Nahi Babu. Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.
Posted in Sardar SMSdifference between orange & apple?
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple? Sardar: The color of the orange is orange but the color of the apple is not apple…..
Posted in Sardar SMS3 SARDAR picnic
3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye? Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye. Chota SARDAR: Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay. Dono nay kaha k theek. 1 din guzra SARDAR nahi [...]
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Sardar: Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya Pathan: jhot bolti hy, 1500 tha. Hum ne khud gina tha. Sardar paise ka msla nai hy, Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-
Posted in Sardar SMSSardar bohat
Sardar bohat mushkl say baag kr bus pr swar hoa or Driver say kha: Aa Bus Teri Maa lgdi a? Dvr:Nhi Sdr:Te Pehn lgdi aa? Dvr:Nhi Sdr:te Kanjra Charn Q nai denda..
Posted in Sardar SMSSARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi TOTA KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!
Posted in Sardar SMS100 sardar
100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay, k achanak kashti ruk gaai! . . . Aur . . . . . sub doob gaay kaisay? . . Sardar Thay Na! Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!
Posted in Sardar SMS4 Guys
4 Guys 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY 1 Comon Ques Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World? OXF: Light. HRVD: Thought. TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye. Sardar: Loose Motions. Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On [...]
Posted in Sardar SMSNurse ne Bacha
Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay.. Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya.. Nurse chillai; Kanjra Kuri hoi a. “Meri Ungal chad.”
Posted in Sardar SMSSardar ji & his wife
Sardar ji & his wife applied for divorce in the court. Judge ask: how would u divide your kids you have 3 kids? Sardar ji: ok, then we will apply next year.
Posted in Sardar SMSSardar di kuri:
Sardar di kuri: abbu kal na apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghatt jayega. aglay din wo larki bhaag gayi Sardar: kamm te kuri ne changa nai kita par hai o NAJOMI…!
Posted in Sardar SMSSardar & Sardarni
Sardar & Sardarni in a Bus: Sardarni: “Suno G, Pichay Wala meri qameez wich hath panda peya ay” Sardar: “Tu chinta na ker, Onu ki pata k batwa ta meray kol ay.
Posted in Sardar SMSSardar Class
Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larka Bola Stand up ! Kon ho tum..? Sardar bola : Tum Kon ho ? Larka : ME Monitor Hun.. Sardar: ME C.P.U hun.
Posted in Sardar SMS1 Sardar
1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha. Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy? Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se “VIBRATION”pr hai
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