Pathan: btao hindu k bhagwan ki zuban bahir q hoti hai….? 2nd pathan: bhai jb ap 5 rupay ka haar daal k 5 lakh mango ge to zuban to bhar aje gi na !
Latest Pathan SMS Messages
Pathan SMS, Pathan SMS Text Messages, Sent Pathan SMS Messages, Free Pathan SMS Messages5 Pathan aur 1 Punjabi
5 Pathan aur 1 Punjabi Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy . . . . . Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga . . . . Ye sun kar Punjabi ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani main deta hun ! . . . . . Ye sun [...]
Posted in Pathan SMSDoctor:
Doctor: Ye syrup 2 chamach subha, 2 dopeher, 2 raat ko, 3 din tak lena he.. Pathan: Apna dawai apna pas rakho.. Humara ghar me itna chamach nai he.
Posted in Pathan SMSSardar
Sardar:Ye bacha tmara kia lagta hy? Pathan:Ye hmara dooor ka sagga bhai hy Srdar:dooor ka.saga bhai? me samja nai Pathan:Is k or mere drmiyan 13 Behen Bhai hain
Posted in Pathan SMSGali me
Gali me Chawal Bante ja rahe thy koi Plate le aya koi Shopper Ek pathan ko kuch nahi mila Wo Ghar se Braizer le aya or Bola 1 me Namkin 1 me Meethe dal do.
Posted in Pathan SMSPathan ki shairi
Pathan ki shairi >>> Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!! Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!! Cigrette se bi mehnga naswaar hogaya he.
Posted in Pathan SMS1st pathan:
1st pathan: Yaara agar neend na aaey to kia kiya jaye. 2nd pathan: “Yaar neend ka intizaar karne se behtir hai k admi so hi jaye”..
Posted in Pathan SMSMolvi
Molvi jumma parhane se pehle, kisi ka pao line se agey nahi hona chahiye, . . . . . . . . Pathan: kyun molvi sahib kya no ball ho jaye gI;)
Posted in Pathan SMSChowkidar
Pathan ne Class mein 1st Position li. Teacher ne pucha: Parh likh kar kya ban’na chahtay ho? Pathan: . . . . . . . . Chowkidar…
Posted in Pathan SMSEk PATHAN
Ek PATHAN double decker bus ( do manzala bus ) me charha, Nichle hise me jagah nahi thi, conductor ne kaha “Khan ji! ooper ja k betho Pathan ooper wale hise me gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya, conductor se bola: ” Kambakhat !!!! Marwaye ga kia? Ooper to driver hi nahi hay !
Posted in Pathan SMSSardar aur Pathan
Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy un ko 1000 rs. ka not mila Sirdar: chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain Pathan: baqi 900 ka kya kren ge.
Posted in Pathan SMSNAMAZI Pathan
1 pathan NAMAZ par rha tha dusra us k bary me ksi or ko bta rha tha. ye sahab bary Namazi, prhaizgar Or muttaqi hein. Pathan NAMAZ tor kr bola. Hum haji bhe hy.
Posted in Pathan SMSPathan and Bush
Aik pathan English seekhney Bush k pass gaya. 2 months bad wapis aaya to usay call aai. Pathan: ”Who is speaking?” Jawab mila: ”Khocha Bush bolti hai”.
Posted in Pathan SMSSuraj pe ja sakta
Americn:Hum Chand per ja sakta hai Pathan:Hum to Suraj pe ja sakta ha Americn:Tum jal jaega Pathan:Hum pagal nahi,Hum raat mein jaega
Posted in Pathan SMSFemale or E-Mail
AMERiCAN ne PATHAN se kahaa : hamaare yahaan shaadi E-MAiL se bhe hoti hai PATHAN : kamaaL hai ! Hamaare yahaan to sirf FEMALE se hoti hai…
Posted in Pathan SMS