Is it time for your medication or mine?

World smallest joke: Ek PATHAN soch raha tha.

Mosam_e_gul ho k barsat meri jan! magar! Bhook lagti hay to mosam bhi bura lagta hay.

If Ur sad, then sit on the rocks, open Ur shoes and smell Ur socks!!!

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don’t exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Cute, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent… I think its enough about me, what about u?

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you’re not

larki kia hai sab ne kaha larki janat h mene kaha dozkh m le jane wale chirya h larki

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go……..