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Confidence vs Over Confidence

Confidence vs Over Confidence Aap Apni girl Frnd ko Kiss kar Saktey Hen Thats Confidence Or Sirf Or Sirf Aap Hi kar Saktey Hen.. That’s Over Confidence..

Petrol pump

Petrol pump wale ke bv se sahalion ne pocha suhagrat kaise guzre bv:bewaqoof sari rat hath me le k pochta raha KITNA DALLON.

Machar Or MAA

1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola MAA Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

Girl:Kaha se baat

Girl:Kaha se baat ker rahe ho? Boy:BedRoom se razai k ander se GIRL:Wahan covrage hai kya? BOY:Haan mera personaL TOWER jo KHARA hai..

Father asked beti:

Father asked beti: Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi? Beti: Maa banun gi, study karon gi, shadi karon gi, or kia? Father:Beti jo marzi kerna per zra tarteb se krna!

Tu duniya

Tu duniya ka sab se CHUTIYA treen Larka ha . . . . . . . . . . . . Uper btadya na Bhosri k nechy kya dhondh raha hai.

MÉSSAGE PR Rehay

Hu Ah . . . Uh oo . . . .um han . . . Ho Yeah UF HA ummm . . MÉSSAGE PR Rehay ho ya gand mazay le rehay ho………..?

btwen SKy & SKiRT

What is the diference btwen SKy & SKiRT ? sKY covers the Whole generation & SKiRT covers the generation hole.

between Aadami & Aurat

Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat? A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai. Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai..

A man

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies A woman inquired – Do these babies belong 2 u? Man: No, I work in a condom factory n these r customers’ complaints

Morning voices

Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:sanchay In Pakistan:-uth kanjara 10 waj gay nu

Aik 3 saal ka Bacha

Aik 3 saal ka Bacha khatna karwane k liye doctor ki clinic mien wait kar raha tha, Us ke barabar mien 1 baray miaan ittefaq se beth gaye to bacha un ko dekh ker ganay laga” Apni to jaise tayse, Thori aise ya wayse, kut jaye gi, Aap ka kia hoga Janab-e-aali.

disturb

Hay If i disturb u I’m sorry! But i need To say I Love To Disturb U jo krna hai kr lo.

FRIEND K SAATH

FRIEND K SAATH KARO YA GIRLFRIEND K SAATH, ROOM ME KARO YA GARDEN ME, DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME, BED PER KARO YA SOFE PER, PARHAI TO KARNI HI HAI:-)

BULBUL KA BACHA

“BULBUL KA BACHA” Khata tha khichri Peta tha pani BULBUL KA BACHA Gata tha gane Mere sarhany BULBUL KA BACHA Ek din uraya Wapis na aya “GASHTI KA BACHA”

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