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Misleading SMS, Misleading SMS Text Messages, Sent Misleading SMS Messages, Free Misleading SMS MessagesJab barish
Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi Kismat na badli to kya howa Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi
Sweet like honey
Sweet like honey, costly like money, blessing like shower, smiling like flower, cool like ice, a friend so nice, guess who? O hello,Its me..
Posted in Misleading SMSMera Number
Mera Number 10 May say Offi Ho Jayega because mera visa lag gaya hai. I am going to England for 3 years. Remember me in your prayers. See you around. Miss you All. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Posted in Misleading SMSThree FASTEST
Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
My Msg 2 da wrld!
My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!
A light can
A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain But nothing can replace YOU . . WHY? . . . . Defective piece No replacement:D
FIRE BRIGADE
Y is”FIRE BRIGADE”Red in color? Answr:FIRE BRIGADE has a Ladder, Ladder has Steps, Steps r 2 b climbd by Foot, Foot is 2 b measurd by a Ruler, Ruler can b a King or Queen, Queen of Englnd is Elizabeth, Elizbth is also name of a Ship, Ship sails on Water, Water has Fish, Fish [...]
Suno
Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!
Woh raishmi
Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . “Maiyooon”…
Posted in Misleading SMSAap ka dil hamaray
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, . . Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p
Posted in Misleading SMSKaray jao
Karay jao Karay jao Karay jao . . . . baysharmon ki tarah SMS receive kare jao Kabhi reply na kerna…!!
Posted in Misleading SMSkuch log sari
kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Posted in Misleading SMSMy eyes detected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Posted in Misleading SMSDear Customer:
Dear Customer: u r requested 2 switch off ur mobile To avoid Any burn injuries . . . . . as the sender of the msg iz a Damn HOT Personality….
