Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!
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Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath date maar ker wapis aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50 Baap:itne saray kioon? Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi the…
Posted in Memon SMSMemon ask a taxi driver
Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay? Driver: Haan jaonga. Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.
Posted in Memon SMSPent Ki Sila?
Memon: Pent Ki Sila? Tailor: 150 Rupees Memon: Nekar Ki? Tailar: 50 Rupees Memon: Ok Nikar Hi See De Par Lambai Pairon Tk Rkhna…
Posted in Memon SMSMemon:
Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money. Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Posted in Memon SMSMemon Dukandar Se:
Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…
Posted in Memon SMSMemon 1:
Memon 1: Mei a Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…
Posted in Memon SMSSaaray gawahon
Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet $m$ Parhnay walay ko $m$ na bhejnay k jurm main . . “MEMON” Qarar deti Hay.!
Posted in Memon SMSMemon to his son:
Memon to his son: Meri dili khwahish hai k tum bary ho k ‘wakeel’ bano.. Son: woh kyun..?? Memon: Ta k, mera ‘kaale coat’ tumhary kaam aa jaye…
Posted in Memon SMS1 Memon
1 Memon samandar Mein d0ob gaya us ne dua ki “YA ALLAH mujhay nikal de mein teri rah mein 1 chawal ki Degh doonga”. 1 LEHAR ne iss ko bahar nikal diya. Bahar aa kar bola: KAUN SI DEGH? Foran 1 Lehar Aai or iss ko wapis le gayi To bola: YA ALLAH mein ne [...]
Posted in Memon SMSDabbey Main Dabba
Dabbey Main Dabba Dabbey Main Cake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MEMON Ki Olad SMS t0 Bhej . . ;->
Posted in Memon SMSMemon:
Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe 1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga Raste mein usko 500.Rs mile Memon bola*YA ALLAH Itna b barosa nahi PEHLE HI KAAT LIYE
Posted in Memon SMSKisi Ne Kaha
Kisi Ne Kaha K Memon Dost Se Bacho, Maine Pocha K Memon Ka Kaise Pata Chale Ga? Kaha Veri Simpal 1 sMs Kar K Dekho Agar sMs Na Kare To Samjho K Pakka Memon Hai.
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