‘HAPPY MOTHER DAY… 8th may Laboun pe is ke kabhe bad dua nahe hoti. Bus ik maa he jo khafa nahe hoti…’
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Marriage SMS, Marriage SMS Text Messages, Sent Marriage SMS Messages, Free Marriage SMS MessagesKisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha:
Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain??? Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.
Nikah K bad
Nikah K bad. Admi:Fees? Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do! Admi ne10 rupay de diye Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.
Boy:
Boy: muj se shadi kro gi? Girl. No Boy. But why? Girl: Ghar wale nahi maanay ge. Boy. ghar mein kon kon hai. Girl. 1 husband aur 4 bache..
Secret of a Happy Married Life
Secret of a Happy Married Life… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye.. hoye.. Sadqe jawaan! shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini?
Döctör ki Shädi
Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy Or Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi or kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets [...]
UNmarried
UN-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ?? . . Think . . . . . . Haar mani? . . . . Ok i tell u . . . . Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.
Larkay waly:
Larkay waly: bus g juldi se shadi kr daen. Larki walay: Nai abi larki parh ri hy Larkay walay: To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).
Getting married
Getting married is just like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want but when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
young girl
A young girl married an old rich man! Neighbor asks the girl: Tumne insmein shadi ke liye kia dheka? Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
Kitne jazbat se
Kitne jazbat se Suhag Raat ko uska Ghongat uthaya Main ne Wasi… Wo bare piyar se boli, . . . Aap sherwaani main aik dam dhakan lag rahe hain…
Pakstani Walima
Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules: One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha
Happy life
Story: Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl: Wil U Marry Me? Girl said: NO . . . . or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga Moral:-No wife, Happy life.
Columbus married
Agar Columbus married hota tu kabi America discover na kr pata kyu k Us sy kisi ny nhi pocha.. 1-Kaha ja rahy ho? 2-Kyu? 3-Kis k sath? 4-Mujy b ly chalo. 5-Wapis kab ao gy? 6-Ghar reh k hi discover krlo 7-Meri ami ko hi ly jao 8-Mery liye kia lao gy 9-Pohanch k fon [...]
Pakistan
Pakistan ka wo kon sa area hai jahan koi b larki unmarried nahi hai ? . . . Answer is, “Miyan wali” Yahan sab Miyan wali hain..(“,)(,”)

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