Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Kamaal Ke Nakhre Tere Ajib Tera StYLe Hai… Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You can make free calls!

I saw U on ROAD today. U were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila…! U 2

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

Read each word Reversely: A� suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW ��ylesreveR

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, �We want 2 disturb some good person.� I suggest them your name. They said, �We cannot disturb our boss.�

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Ur 5 qualities: 1��� 2��� 3��� 4��� 5��� Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You�re smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There�s still a stupid [...]