Meri or katrina kaif ki 1 Adat same hai. Guess what? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Na main usay MSG krta hu, Na wo mujhe MSG krti hai “ATTITUDE” u know!!

Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha, Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha.. Izhar-e-mohbt kia tha sms se. Jo unki shadi tak pending tha.

Ghor Kalyug Ka Sabut. Boy- Kya me tumhara Hath Chum Sakta Hu? Girl- Kyu? Kutte, Kaminey, Mere Hotho Pe Kya Jahar Laga He Kya?

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati ko roz phone kyun krti h? JAWAB:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

Zindagi Ko Ek Kalpana Samjho, Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapna Samjho, Baatna Chahte Ho Agar Apne Saare Gam Tou, Zindagi Mein Sabse Pehle Kisi Ek Ko Apna Samjho

Dosti Acchi Ho to sabko JALATI he. DOSTI GAHARI ho to RANG lati he. DOSTI NADAN ho to Tut jati he. DOSTI hum se ho to woh ITIHAS ban jati he.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Kia tum urh sakte ho? Kia sitare tor sakte ho? Kia pathar ko heera bana sakte ho? Nahi na? Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata

A boy goes 2his dad’s friend late nite, he was told 2 sleep in baby’s room, but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid. Next mornin he saw a young, Charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table. Who r u? The boy asked. I m baby n u? Main [...]

is sms ko taste karo Kya tumhe adrak ka taste lag raha hai Nahi na, Zahir hai ,*****, ( @..@ ) “(- -)” bandar kya jane adrak ka suwad;-)

Lady 2 wakil,MGY MERE PATI SE TALAQ CHAHIAY,WAKIL MGAR WO TO KABBADI CHAMPION HA,LADY YAHE TO PRBLM HA,KAMINA SIRF HATH LGA K BHAG JATA HA..

Daru pio to aankhe lal, Mehndi lagao to haath lal, Kiss karo to lips lal, Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal, Bach gaye to jio mere lal

Kya kahun tujhko? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega Sochta hun tera naam zindagi rakh loon, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega