Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi? Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga
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Funny SMS, Funny SMS Text Messages, Sent Funny SMS Messages, Free Funny SMS MessagesElan-e-aam
Elan-e-aam Merkzi royat-e-pyar comite ne elan kia hai k valenties day ka chand nazar a gaya hai lihaza ajj se 1 din baad sab apni apni lover k sath unka hath pakar k apni mashook ka moun taj mehal ki janib ker k zor se i love kahen! agar lover na ho tu ghar se [...]
Jin;
Jin; what do you want ? Boy; a beautiful wife. Jin; if you are muslim; I’ll give u Mahnoor Baloch. if you are Hindu. I’ll give u Kareena Kapoor if you are Christan. I’ll give u Angalina Jolie. Whats ur name? Boy; Haji Akshay Willim Jin; give him. Firdous Ashiq Awan for trying to b [...]
Posted in Funny SMSStudent and Miss
Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain? Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu. Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .
Posted in Funny SMSDoctor and Pappo
Doctor:Apke 3 daant kese toot gaye? Pappo:Wife ne karak rotti banai thi Doctor:To khane se mana krdete.! Pappo: Ji wahi to kiya tha …:o ehehehehe
Posted in Funny SMSIf u want to protect
If u want to protect yourself from cold then just,, Go To Hell… , , it’s really hot there.
Posted in Funny SMSAaj Mosam Mein
Aaj Mosam Mein Kuch Ajeeb Si baat hai..!!! Bekabu Se Hamare Jazbat Hain..!!! Ji Chahta Hai Tumko Chura Lein Tum Hi Se..!!! Per Mummy Kehti Hain Ke Chori Kerna Buri Baat Hai..!! :O
Posted in Funny SMSIndian cinema industry
Indian cinema industry me sabse pehle kiska Email ID tha?? Guess.. Nahi pata? SHAMMI KAPOOR ka. Q ki woh hi sabse pehle bola YAAAHOOOO !!
Posted in Funny SMS55.*5577*7
55.*5577*7 5*7* *n555*a*777K* S*777AA*555F* K*57*A*7*7R*55O* 55.*5577*75*7* Sirf 5 7 aur * ko del kar ke paro or is per amal b karo:)
Posted in Funny SMSEk Bacha
Ek Bacha Jo Subha se gher nahi aaya. Oss ki Umer 3 Saal hai. Oss ne Red Raag ki Nikar pahni hui hai. Jis Kisi ko mile Foran Oss ki Nikar utar ka Susu Kar wal dene Shukariya
Posted in Funny SMSAccident ke baad
Accident ke baad Driver Guse mein:- Main ne Car ki Head Light on kar ke bola tha Phele muje jane do Sardar:- Main ne b Car ka waper on ker ke bola tha Na Soniya Na
Posted in Funny SMSAalo Aur Bhindi
Aki Allo ne Bhindi ke Number per Love u ka msg kiya. Bhindi ne Phone kar ke bola. Shut up! Tum itne Mote aur main Slim and smart. Allo ko bohat bura lage. Phir oss ne itni Vegetable pasai k ajj app Khud dekh shakte hai k Aalo – Gobbi Aalo – began Aalo – [...]
Posted in Funny SMSHum tumahri
Hum tumahri Chaht mein inte dor tak nikl ayr hain ~ DOST~ K ab rkshy wala wapis ka 400 mang raha hai (.”) /)(> 11 Main tu Awie awie awie lut gaya
Posted in Funny SMSPress down
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don”t u have any job?
A boy loved a girl
A boy loved a girl but never proposed her. One day he decided to tell her at 1:00 am at night. He typed: “I Love you” & sent it, after a few seconds he got a sms but he decided to see it the next day for surprise and slept. Next day, he read the [...]
