He who does evil or wrongs himself and then asks forgiveness of Allah will find that Allah is the Forgiver, the Most Merciful. Whosoever earns a sin, he only earns it against himself. Allah is the Knower, the Wise. ” Ayat 110-111,Surah4, Al-Nisa” . . URDU TRANSLATION: . اور جو شخص کوئی برا کام کر [...]

The height of “mixed emotion”?? ur mother-in-law falls 4rm the 7th floor on ur ‘brand new’ “ferrari” n u dunt knw whether 2 laugh or cry ! ! ! ! !

Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly “MOSQUITO”

My Girlfriend Suggested A Book For Me To Read To Enhance Our Relationship It’s Entitled : ” Women Are From Venus, Men Are Wrong …”

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Boy:I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women. . . . . A: magnets have a positive side

Staying At A Small Town Hotel, A Man Ordered Tea. Shortly Afterwards, A Girl Threw Open The Door. Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted. …No, Thank You, Man Replied. Ah, Well, Don’t Stir It Then… =P

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW

God made man and then rested. God made women & then no one rested.

There have been many times in previous month, When I disturbed you, Troubled you Teased you Irritated you, but, . . Today I just wanted to tell you, I plan to continue it in this month as well

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. At age 35 success is . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 [...]

Class Rooms are like a Train . 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP . Middle 3 are General Compartments and Last 2 r Sleeper Coche.

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

1st Lady: What do u think about husbands? 2nd Lady: They are like OWLS. 1st Lady: Why? 2nd Lady: They can see the good things in a wife only at night.