Arz Kia Hai… Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K

Height Of Double Meaning After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha

Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door, . . . . . . . . . Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments

Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Ko Bataein K aap Kitney Sweet Ho

Boy: pura ander chala gaya na Girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya Boy: dard ho raha hai kya.. Girl: haaaaaan Boy: Is It Completely Fit or Not. Girl: Perfect Boy: Are You Feeling Comfortable In It? Girl: Zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai.. Boy: Aray Suno, Pack these sandals for madam.

Genius & Successful People Do Not Relax In Chairs. They Relax In Work, They Sleep With Dreams,& Awake With determination & Committments. shukar hai k me genius aur successful nahi hun.

Bhej k SMS aapko Yaad kia hey Phr na kehna k hum ne bhula dia hey Ab na koi aapka bahana hoga Ye MSG parhte hi apko apna dikhana hoga . . . . . . . Muskurata hua Face

Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai? Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai

College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain gay

Kehte hain LARKI k hath me Barkat hoti hy Bilkul sahi hy! Q k 3 inch ki chiz hath mein do to 9 inch ki kr deti hai Jese . . “Chapaati” Alwys Think Positive yaar!!

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Kone Mai Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Mein Photo Khencho

Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [...]

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don ? ? Mager bad ma Socha hon k Khud-Kushi to Haraam hai..:-)

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai 0r Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.