Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

Banta: tell me five FEROCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Banta:When did George Washington die?
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cant mosquito.

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI<
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.<
santa:WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!

Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? Santa didn’t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”

Banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai,
“Aja, upar aja”.
His friend asked,
“Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.